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- girl 1: omg im pregnant
- girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
- girl 3: omg im always drunk
- me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
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- normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
- me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
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“YOU ARE NOT A REAL FAN I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM ONE”
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- mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
- me: i am juliet
- me: and he is my romeo
- mom:
- me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
2 days ago · 20,637 notes · Source
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
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(via youare-worthit)
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Ghetto girls on the phone in public,
And I told her “Shaniquwa YOU NEEDA SLAP DAT HOE”
3 days ago · 76,407 notes · Source
Iron Bro, Bro Banner, Bromerica, Broki<3 lmfaoo
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- me: walks into school
- me: so when can i leave
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the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
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